I never use the word hate but for you I make an exception.
We get to cross paths once every month on average. It’s nice when we don’t but most of the time
that doesn’t happen. You show up, ready to torment and send me into a craze.
New Year’s Eve NounThe most overrated night of the year. Rhymes with: “Best we leave”, “I need to heave” and “get your hands off me Steve”.
Through each stage of your teens/adult life, the expectation verses reality of New Year’s Eve are poles apart.
Read MoreI’m about to take the “Merry” out of Merry Christmas.
Call me the Christmas Grinch, but as an adult I find Christmas less than satisfactory. Don’t get me wrong, it has to be the highlight of the year for a child
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Dear Mr Save,
Three months ago I attended one of your many grocery stores in dire need of everything. You see, we now live in Dannevirke which is where your fake posh cousin (who never gives you the time of day but copies your lead when
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Dear Mr Men,
I want to preface this by saying that I am not a feminist. I am a realist. I believe in equality, accountability of decision making and conscientious living.
Read MoreDear Mum,
If I could tell you what I am thinking this is what I would say.
You don’t like your teeth so you hide them when you smile to people we don’t know. When you smile properly that makes me feel happy because I know that everything is ok. I love your teeth just the way they are.
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Dear Gordon,
I have been “brewing” about how you left me fearing following my first proper night out since conceiving Lottie 18 months ago…
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